Jul 17, 2012

How To: Bacon

Step #1 - Watch the video.
Step #2 - Eat bacon.

Jun 26, 2012

Run For Your Lives - Indiana





Jun 23, 2012


There is no safer place to be than at the top of Harney Peak in the event of a Level 5 Zombie Apocalypse. Here is a video I captured as I climbed to the top of this zombie safe haven during my Wild West Adventure in June 2012. In case you didn't know, Harney Peak is the tallest point east of the Rockies until you get to some pile of dead cows and small children in India. I sped this video up and got it down to about 11 minutes to give ya'll an idea of what it looks like to go from the bottom to the top. It takes the normal person 3 hours to climb to the summit. I did it in 1.5 hours. Don't say it, I already know that I am awesome. To make this video even more kickass, I tossed in some Led Zep for the soundtrack. So crack open a case of beer and watch this video. For your viewing pleasure, I cranked this badboy up to 1080p HD. So let it load and then play it full blast. Action. Adventure. Zombies. Led Zep. Beer. It doesn't get much better than that, folks. Enjoy.

Jun 22, 2012

The Color Run - Orange

Here is a video I made from The Color Run last weekend. I played around with the slow motion a little when I edited it. Watch it in HD for full awesomeness.

Jun 15, 2012

Where Do They Get Those Peepers?!

I drove thru Nebraska last week and it eerily reminded me of a scene straight out of Jeepers Creepers. Check out the video below. It is only a little over a minute long. Make sure you turn the speakers on because I added the "Jeepers Creepers" song into the video so you can understand what I'm talking about with the whole scary movie thing. Near the end of the movie a car drives by that looks like the creepy van that the bat creature from the movie drove too. Enjoy!

May 29, 2012

Miami Zombie Attack

NEWSFLASH: Zombie Attack in Miami!

This past Memorial Day Weekend, most of us sat by a pool, grilled some tasty BBQ on the grill, and enjoyed the wonderful weather with friends and family. The key word here is most. For one unfortunate dude, Memorial Day weekend transpired into a full blown ZOMBIE ATTACK!

:: cue the music :: 

I'm not getting paid by the word so I'll cut straight to the chase. On 5/26 in Miami, Florida, a naked zombie attacked another guy and basically ate his face off. Per a reporter, "He had no face left... he was unrecognizable after the attack." 

The cops showed up eventually and told the zombie to stop eating the guy's face. The zombie said "nay" and the cop shot him. The single bullet didn't stop the zombie... naturally because he was not shot in the head... and so the cop had to shoot the zombie several more times before he finally stopped and was presumably shot in the head. Below are videos for the news story, highway footage from the scene, and a friendly reminder from the gov't on how to prepare for a zombie attack. 

May 9, 2012

Who's Your Zombie Apocalypse Team?

Kenny Powers / Chuck Norris / Batman FTW

Mar 26, 2012

Happy Oberon Day 2012!

Christmas in March! It is officially summertime!

The wait is over: Oberon Ale has returned. A refreshing wheat ale fermented with our signature ale yeast, Oberon Ale signals the end of the winter doldrums. http://www.bellsbeer.com/

Mar 8, 2012

Zombie Defense

Mar 2, 2012


Jan 13, 2012