Dec 18, 2011

The Cowman Show: Episode 3

The Cowman Show: Episode 3 - "4am Power Outage"

As I have discussed multiple times on this blog, I'm basically living a real-life version of The Truman Show or Punk'd that consists of ridiculous events and situations that take place on a daily basis which convinces me that there is a group of people out there playing a big prank on me. I'm still waiting for Ashton Kutcher to pop out from behind a bush at any moment and tell me that the last 3 or so years has been one long joke of an episode on his show.

Here's an example:

I woke up at 4:30 and the power was out. The paper I was working on was locked away on the computer that was, at the moment, dead. Later on in the morning, I found out two trees fell down in the back yard. Still no power. No water either. So I had to take a shower by dumping a bottle of water on my head and drying it off with a towel. Not to mention this all was in complete darkness. I know it is nothing too far-fetched or out of the ordinary, but I can think of a few better ways to start the day off. Oh well. The ratings for The Cowman Show are through the roof, and that's all that matters.