Jul 21, 2011

Zombie Dream Interpretation

Hmmmm. Lets see here.


On July 7th I wrote a blog about a crazy zombie dream I had the night before. The post was titled, A Zombie Dream and a Zombie Text Message. I went into a shitload of detail about this dream for some reason and thought that nobody would really take the time to a) read it or b) analyze the meaning of it. But I was wrong. H-IT-Man stepped up to the plate and hit a Grand Slam. Here is the email he sent me followed by the interpretation of my dream. The results might shock you, but I pretty much already crossed over that bridge several times. And on a personal note, I am flattered that anyone would even consider digging into my nightmares and trying to make sense of it all. Maybe one day I will be able to stop waking myself up to the sound of my own screams. Maybe one day. In the meantime, I will just queue up some AC/DC and keep on keeping on The Razors Edge.


I read your blog this morning before work and decided that your awesome zombie dream needed some professional interpretation. I went to an online dream dictionary and spent [x amount of time] piecing your havoc of a dream together using the key symbols you described. I will say this… just looking at the symbols in order is scary enough.

The overall breakdown…You are fucked up and need help. Enjoy!




Waking up
To dream that you are
waking up in your dream, indicates that something is missing or lacking in your life. There is an aspect of your life that you are not utilizing to its fullest potential. You are not recognizing your abilities. The dream is literally telling you to open your eyes and wake up! Alternatively, waking up in your dream may be a signal of a lucid dream.

Black Dog
To see a black colored dog in your dream, symbolizes the shadow aspect of a friend. The dark side of someone close to you is being revealed and you are able to see through to their true intentions.

To dream that you are opening the curtains indicates that you are ready to reveal something hidden about yourself.

To dream that you are attacked by zombies, indicate that you are feeling overwhelmed by forces beyond your control. You are under tremendous stress in your waking life. Alternatively, the dream represents your fears of being helpless and overpowered.

To see a shattered and broken window in your dream, represents your distorted view and skewed outlook on life. It is also refers to a state of vulnerability.

Baseball Bat
To see or hold a baseball bat in your dream, represents your motivating and driving forces.
The dream may also be a pun on an "old bat" or old woman. Alternatively the baseball may be a phallic symbol and thus have sexual connotations.

To see an ax in your dream indicates that you are overly controlling. It is symbolic of destruction, hostility, and the frustrations that you are experiencing. Perhaps you "have an ax to grind" with someone. Or the dream can be a metaphor that you are ready to "bury the ax" and make amends.

To see or drink beer in your dream represents happiness, fogginess, or inspiration. It also indicates that you have quite a social life

To see a clock in your dream signifies the importance of time in some waking situation. You may be feeling some anxiety of not being on top of things. Your mind may be preoccupied with a deadline that you have to meet or some other time-sensitive issue. It is time for you to tread on and speed up your actions. If the clock is chiming, then it suggests that time is running out. Alternatively, clocks symbolize the ticking of the human heart and thus is indicative of the emotional side of your life.

Gas Tank
To dream that your gas tank is empty, suggests that you need to stop and reenergize yourself. You may be feeling overextended.

To dream that you are riding in an automobile signifies that even in pleasant situations, you will still be restless and uneasy.

To see your girlfriend in your dream represents your waking relationship with her and how you feel about her

To see or dream that you are in a hospital, symbolizes your need to heal or improve your physical or mental health. You need to get back to the flow of everyday life. Alternatively, the dream suggests that you are giving up control of your own body. Perhaps you are afraid of losing control of your body

To see something burning in your dream, indicates that you are experiencing some intense emotions and/or passionate sexual feelings. There is some situation or issue that you can no longer avoid and ignore. Alternatively, it may suggest that you need to take time off for yourself and relax. Perhaps you are you feeling "burned out" or "burned up".

To dream that you or someone is being burned alive, suggests that you are being consumed by your own ambition.

To dream that you or someone else is being beheaded, signifies poor judgment or a bad decision that you have made and regretted.

To dream that you are decapitated indicates that you are not thinking clearly and are refusing to see the truth. You need to confront the situation or the person despite the pain and discomfort you might feel in doing so. The dream also suggests that you have the tendency to act before you think.

Gas Station
To dream that you are at a gas station indicates a need to reenergize and revitalize yourself. You may be running low on energy and need to take time out to refuel. The dream also represents your ability to convert outside resources and use it for your own needs. Alternatively, dreaming that you are in a gas station means that you need to reach out to others and offer your help.

To dream that you break something indicates that changes are ahead for you. You need to "break" away from some situation and change the direction that your life is headed in. Alternatively, to break something suggests that you need to take things slower as in "take a break". Or the dream may be a pun on being broke. Are money matters weighing on your mind?

To dream that the time on a clock is moving or speeding out of control, symbolizes some overwhelming task or emotion that you are going through in your waking life. Time is not on your side. To dream that a clock is moving backwards, parallels the way that your life is going. Instead of moving forward and progressing toward your goals, you feel that you have not made any significant accomplishments. You feel you are stuck in a rut.