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[Soundtrack: Daft Punk - "Da Funk"]
I downloaded the "Camwow" @pp today. It's a pretty cool photo thingy-ma-jiger. Here are some samples of the filter effects, taken by yours truly, because I have a million other better things I could be doing with my time right now.
It is officially summertime!
The wait is over: Oberon Ale has returned. A refreshing wheat ale fermented with our signature ale yeast, Oberon Ale signals the end of the winter doldrums. http://www.bellsbeer.com/
[Soundtrack: Puff Daddy feat. Jimmy Page “Come With Me”]
There is an unexplainable feeling of impending doom that strikes a lot of people in the mid to late 20-something crowd. A/S/L check? 27/male/Dayton, Ohio/DOOM. Some of the symptoms include: “I am scared of the unknown,” “WTF!” “I wish I could travel back into time and go back to college,” “Why am I drinking on a weekday?” “Why am I not drinking on a weekday?” “My career path is a big question mark,” “Why am I a loser and not going out on a Friday night?” “I am single and my biological clock is ticking,” “Why am I still living in my parent’s basement?” and the closer… “What am I going to do with my life?”
If the inevitable is a big unknown, I decided that I might as well do something about it to make things a little interesting. I found solace in running. So I went out and ran a marathon. Then I ran another marathon, but it was a little less gratifying. So I ran 2 marathons in a 24-hour period. That was pretty gratifying.
Then I ran another marathon, but I didn’t follow it up with another the next day. There are a million reasons why that particular marathon was awesome, but on a personal challenge level, I was still stuck at the back-to-back thing I did 8 months prior to that. Basically, completing something that less than 1% of 1% of the world’s population had completed was getting a little, well, unsatisfying. My goal at the start of this year was to run a triple marathon. 3 days. 3 marathons. That was my goal and what I had planned to do and kickass while doing it. But then Greg Terry told me that I needed to do the “Quadzilla.” A Quadzilla can mean a lot of things, but in this particular case it means running 4 marathons in approximately a week. Coincidentally, the USAF Marathon featuring The Mile #18 Runway Run of Death happens to be the Saturday before the Tahoe Triple I planned on running. As I sat at the dinner table at Harrison’s in Tipp City and listened to Greg Terry’s words of wisdom about the Quadzilla, my mind wondered off to the mile #18 thing that I thought I would only have to do once in my life. I saw the heat rising off the pavement on the airstrip and tried to go back into the mental state that I was in at that moment. At some point, I got too scared and stopped talking to myself and went back to focusing on what The Man was saying. And then I signed up for both races.
and
The 3+1=4 Quadzilla.
NAZI ZOMBIES! RUN!!!
Question: What is worse than getting attacked and eaten alive by an 18 foot Great White Shark?Answer: Getting attacked and eating alive by two 18 foot Great White Sharks.
[It was a locked sign, the padlock for it was cut. Signs such as these have a computer inside that is password-protected.] "And so they had to break in and hack into the computer to do it, so they were pretty determined."
(William Shatner voice) “So… how did… they… do it?”
"It's my understanding that they would need a key to get into the box and a certain code to change the wording.”
[They are still unsure how someone changed the message.] "It wasn’t obvious that someone broke into it. It’s not our board, so we can’t program. We can’t look at the records to see what happened. And we don't know if it was left unlocked.”
...officials said they didn't contact police about the incident but plan to send someone to reprogram the signs and make sure they aren't tampered with again.
Q: What if it were you - hanging up on this wall?
A: Well, you see, Frank. Do you mind if I call you Frank? If I were hanging up on that wall, I would be hoping to God that in an act of sweet, fishy Lent justice that he would put me into a sandwich so that I could start laughing hysterically. At you, Frank. Just to spite you and your damned song that will be stuck in my head for the next month+. How's that for you... you stupid fish? And your stupid catchy commercial. You know, that freaking jingle of yours is right up there with...
and the worst ever...
I hope you are happy now, Frank. You don't mind if I call you that, right?
"If I sell you a box of widgets for $10 bucks, and you turn around and sell it to your friend for $20 bucks, and he sells it to a friend for $30 bucks..."
"That is what we like to call a pyramid scheme."
"Yes I have heard of Amway. Not interested."
"Well, why not?"
"I'm busy. I don't have time to think. I get 2 hours of sleep a night and don't have time to do half the things I need to do right now."
"Well you see, that's just the thing. Amway is just the thing for busy individuals."
"I'm sure it is. But look man, my dog needs to go back in the house now. Catcha later."