Feb 2, 2011
How To of the Week: Slip On Ice
[Soundtrack: Foreigner - "Cold as Ice"]
I wasn't originally planning on blogging about this, but after I saw the ice angel I made on the pavement, I couldn't resist.
To set the scene, I took Bo out for a potty break in the midst of Snowpocalypse 2011. I carefully took each step towards his poo factory out back. The next thing I knew, I was airborne and Bo shot out of my arms like a greased up fumblerooski. When I came to, I looked behind me and saw Bo doing cartwheels through the snow. He got up and stumbled around until I was able to retrieve him.
So here's how to slip on ice.
- Walk outside on a giant patch of ice.
- Place one foot in front of the other.
- Grasp onto anything around you that might keep you vertical.
- Take a deep breath.
- Think of something random other than walking on a patch of ice.
- Bust your ass.
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