Oct 28, 2010

Ooooo Monsters!

Detective Sapir: So let me get this straight. You're telling me there was this two-thousand year-old mummy here, right? But now he's not here. He's gone. Vanished. History. And you're saying you didn't hear anybody come in here or leave, is that right? Can you hear me now? Hello!

Night Watchman: I can hear you fine.

Detective Sapir: So nobody took the mummy.

Night Watchman: I would've heard them.

Detective Sapir: 'Course he would've. What a stupid question. Did you take him?

Night Watchman: No sir!

Detective Sapir: Just a shot.