THE COW SHOW

• AC/DC - Back In Black
• Alice In Chains - Nothing Safe
• Audioslave - Audioslave
• Avenged Sevenfold - Avenged Sevenfold
• Coal Chamber - Chamber Music
• Deftones - Adrenaline
• Disturbed - The Sickness
• Elton John - Yellow Brick Road
• Fear Factory - Obsolete
• Godsmack - Godsmack
• Guther - Pleasure Man
• Hollywood Undead - Swan Songs
• Hootie & The Blowfish - Cracked Rear View
• Ill Nino - Revolution Revolucion
• Incubus - Make Yourself
• Journey - Journey's Greatest Hits
• Korn - Life is Peachy
• Led Zep - Houses of the Holy
• Limp Bizkit - Significant Other
• Linkin Park - Hybrid Theory
• Metallica - ...And Justice For All
• Mudvayne - L.D. 50
• Muse - Absolution
• My Chemical Romance - Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge
• NIN - The Downward Spiral
• Nonpoint - Statement
• Nothingface - Violence
• Orgy - Candyass
• Papa Roach - Infest
• Powerman 5000 - Anyone For Doomsday
• Queen - Classic Queen
• Rage Against The Machine - Rage Against The Machine
• Rammstein - Rosenrot
• Rob Zombie - Hellbilly Deluxe
• Saliva - Every Six Seconds
• Sevendust - Home
• Slayer - Diabolus In Musica
• Slipknot - Slipknot
• Soulfly - Primitive
• Staind - Break The Cycle
• Static X - Machine
• STP - Core
• Styx - Greatest Hits
• System Of A Down - Toxicity
• Taproot - Gift
• Tool - Aenima
• White Stipes - Get Behind Me Satan
• White Zombie - Astro-Creep: 2000

You can get the dick, just call me the ballsac, I'm nuts

Michael Vick in this bitch, dawg, fall back you mutts

You'll get your butt kicked, fuck all that love shit honey

Yeah I laugh when I call you a slut, it's funny!

Fuck it I'm a loose cannon, Bruce Banner's back in the booth

Ya'll are sitting ducks, I'm the only goose standing

I set the world on fire, piss on it, put it out

Stick my dick in a circle, but I'm not fucking around motherfucker

I'll show you pussy footin, I'll kick a bitch in the cunt

Til it makes her queef and sounds like a fucking whoopy cushion

I went away I guess to open up some lanes

But there was no one who even knew what I was going through

Hatred was flowing through my veins

On the verge of going insane

I almost made a song dissin Lil Wayne

yesterday my dog died, i hog tied a ho, tied her in a bow

shit dissin me is just like pissin off the wizard of oz

wrap a lizard in gauze beat you in the jaws with it

grab the scissors and saws and

cut out your livers gizzards and balls

throw you in the middle of the ocean in the blizzard with jaws

man im so fuckin sick i got ambulances pullin me over and shit

yeah im pissed but i would rather take this energy and stash it in a can

come back and whip your ass with it again

hit a blind man with a coloring book and told him color inside the lines or get hit widda fine crayon

fuck it i aint playin

pull up in a van and hop out at a homeless man holdin a sign sayin

vietnam vet.. im out my fuckin mind man

kick over the can beat his ass and leave him 9 grand

you wanna get graphic we can go the scenic route

you couldnt make a belemic puke on a piece of fuckin corn and peanut poo

you say that you want your punchlines a little more compact

well shawty I’m that man

these other cats aint metaphorically where I’m at man

I gave Bruce Wayne a Valium and said

settle ya f-ckin ass down I’m ready for combat-man

get it calm batman?

Gotta shake that ass like a Donkey with Parkinsons

Make like Michael J Fox in the jaws playin’ with a etch-a-sketch

betcha that you’ll never guess who’s knocking at your door

people hit the floors

yeah tonight ladies you gon get divorced

girl you think that other pricks hot

I’ll drink gasoline and eat a lit match

‘fore I sit back and let ‘em get hot

better call the cops on ‘em quick fast

shady’s right back on your bitch ass

white trash with half a six pack in his hatchback

trailer hitched a-ttached to the back (dispatch)

[during this part of the song the volume goes down and comes back up, nice touch Mr. M&M].

watch the wood grain, don’t want no cum stain

bitch you listening tryna’ turn me down

slut I’m talking to you, turn me back up

are you insane tryna talk over me in the car

shut the f-ck up while my sh-ts playin’

Man first of all, I’m a boss, I just wanna get that across

Man even my dentist hates when I floss

Pull up to the club in a ? like it’s a Porche

Garbage bag for one of the windows, spray painted doors

With the flames on ‘em, Michigan plates and my names on ‘em

Baby Shady’s here, come and get him if you dames want him

Now climb it back, try not to kick over the gas can

There’s a half a gallon in it, that could be our last chance

We have of just getting home, now can I get that lap dance?

Now you can do this on your own, but everyone knows

That no one likes to be alone, so get on the floor and grab somebody

Ain’t nothing but a white trash party!

So let’s have us a little bash, and if anyone asks

It ain’t no one, but us trash

You don’t know, you better ask somebody

Cause we’re having a white trash party!

Pull up at the bacardi from outta my underwear

And walk around the party without a care, like a body without a head

Looking like a zombie from outta the Living Dead

And tomorrow probably still be too high to get out of bed

Making it rain for the ladies in the mini’s

But I’m not throwing ones, five’s, ten’s or even twenty’s

I’m throwing quarters, nickels, dimes, pennys

Up at skinny’s, man I do this for them bunnys up at Denny’s

From the north east and west

But when it comes to them trailers in them south parks, muffle it

Cause homie, that hood’s tighter than Kenny’s

So ladies if your belly button’s not an innie, them I’m outtie

Now hop in my minivan, let’s get rowdy cmon!

You the baddest little chain with the blades I ever saw

Coleslaw containers, empty straw rappers and all

Wake up in the hospital, full of tubes, plus somehow I'm pullin' through.

Swear when I come back I'ma be bulletproof.

Yeah, It's been a ride...

I guess I had to go to that place to get to this one

Now some of you might still be in that place

If you're trying to get out, just follow me

I'll get you there

Homeboy, you better get a clue

She’s on my dick cause I spit better than you

What you expect her to do? How you expect her to act in the sack

When she’s closing her eyes, fantasizing of digging her nails in my back to this track

She’s sitting there getting liquored up at the bar

She says it’s quicker to count the things that ain’t wrong with you

Than to count the things that are

There’s a seven disc, CD changer in her car

And I’m in every single slot, and you’re not, awww

OK, you want me up in the cage, then I'll come out in beast mode

I got this world stuck in the safe, combination is the G-code

It's Weezy motherfucker, blood gang and I'm in bleed mode

All about my dough but I don't even check the peephole

So you can keep knocking but won't knock me down

No love lost, no love found

It’s like an explosion, everytime I hold ya I wasn’t joking when I told ya

You take my breath away [Scarlett, Hahaha] , you’re a supernova, and Imma…

[Chorus]

I’m a space bound rocketship and your hearts the moon

And I’m aiming right at you, right at you

250 thousand miles on a clear night in June

And I’m aiming right at you, right at you, right at you

Cinderella man

Send the fellow shady dang came to rap the game up

And sell the fame,

Raise hell from hell he came,

But didn't come to bore you with the cinderella story,

Nor did he come to do the same,

He cant afford to be a label in this day in age,

And at this stage of the game

Mediocrity cannot be allowed to fly,

So say bye,

To the O H I,

To the new case of rock

Consider it as last of rod,

Coop degraw

Raise em high in the sky,

Keep em up

Time to bring the place alive

i feel like when i bend over backwards for you all you do is laugh

cause that aint good enough you expect me to fold myself in half

til i snap

there aint nobody as bomb as me, i’m calm as the breeze,

i’m the bee’s knee’s, his legs, and his arms

ima superstar girl, i’m ready for your momma

why you think the only thing i got on is my pajamas?

imma make you learn to appreciate me, differenciate me,

from these phony, little fishy and sissy fake g’s,

skip over the huggy bear, and all the kissy face please

initiate phase 3, missy now service me,

take another shot of jager, shake it so nervously,

take your time baby, oh you’re the bomb baby,

oh you’re doing that even better than your mom, lady

Now get off my dick, dick's too short of a word for my dick

Get off my antidisestablishmentarianism you prick!

Don't call me the champ, call me the space shuttle destroyer

I just blew up the challenger, matter of fact, I need a lawyer

I just laced my gloves with enough plaster to make a cast

Beat his ass naked and pee'd in his corner like Verne Troyer

Maybe our relationship isn’t as crazy as it seems

Maybe that’s what happens when a tornado meets a volcano

[Verse 1]

Girl I think you just might of tried to pull a motherfuckin’ fast one; I’m mad

You just hurt my goddamn feeling and that was the last one I had

Does this look like an arcade, tryna play games, see this saw blade

See this silhouette of a stalker in your walkway, better cooperate

Or get suateed and rotisseried while you’re hog-tied

MC’s get so quiet you can hear a motherfuckin’ dog whistle when I walk by

Call (??) stuntin’ on that ass like a fuckin’ fall guy

I don’t gas my Mercedes at the mid man, I treat it like a (??)

Cuz it will turn into a gremlin, and run over kids, women and men

Vrnn Vrnn, motor so big you can fit a midget in his engine

Bitch gimme them digits while you cringin’

Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin will I spend spend

Even ten cents on you since when

Did you think it’ll cost me a pretty penny

Shiit, if I think a penny’s pretty, just imagine how beautiful a quarter is to me

Eenie-meenie-miney-mo, catch an eskimo by his toe

While he’s tryna roll a snowball

But, don’t make him lose his cool, if he hollers better let him go y’all!

[Chorus]

Do you love me?

Now here we go, go go!

[Verse 2]

Get up baby, get a move on, like a U-Haul

You can rack your brain like pool balls

Who woulda ever think of this shit, yeah honey you called?

Well here I come, have a (??) on a beat I reek it

Evil, I see, hear, and speak it

Lady put your money on Shady, fuck that other weak shit

Put your eggs in the same basket

You can count every motherfuckin’ chicken before it hatches

Cuz you can bet your ass that, we gon’ get it crackin’

Like the Kraken in Titans when they clashin’

Get your brains bashed in so bad you’re gon’ have Kurt Kobain askin’

To autograph a bloodstained napkin

Unfashionable and ’bout as rational as a rash on a fag’s asshole

Now let’s take that line run it up the flagpole

With Elton, see if he’s cool with it (kh)

Don’t stand there and look stupid at me

Bitch I ain’t in the mood for this shit

Get my dick Google it, til it pops up

Y’all just so motherfuckin’ full of shit that you stopped up

Me I’m always shittin’ diarrhea outta mouth

Til your speakers crap out, pfft, huh what?

Girl you got a hot butt, like a lit cigarette

(J-Jrrga what) But you won’t get a hot fudge sundae

From me so don’t strut my way, slut because…

[Chorus]

Do You love me

Now here we go, go go!

[Verse 3]

And now that I got your panties in a bunch and your bowels in an uproar

Imma show you why I came so you stop asking me what the fuck for

Now look you little slut, cunt whore, I know you want more

Bitch it’s time to put the fuckin’ math back into Mathers cuz I’m a fuckin’ [problem], run boy

Every flow got it mastered, so every last word that you fuckin’ fags heard

Straight from the bitches ass, yeah in other words I’m a bas(turd)

Lookin’ at me like I killed Kenny, gas in the tank, yeah still plenty

No morals are instilled in me so remorse, I really don’t feel any

Eat your heart out Hannibal, understandable

Why you’re jealous, fuckin’ animal, I got cannibal

(??) now can you hoe

“Shady I don’t understand your flow”, understand my flow

Bitch I flow like Troy Palamalo hair boy

Don’t you dare try to follow or compare boy

I’m raw, you ain’t even medium rare, stay the fuck outta my hair boy

You can look, you can stare and point, but you can’t touch, don’t you [(??)]

I don’t get it man is there a void, all this weak shit, what am I steroids?

Well bitch I’m back, with some shit for that ass

And your trunk, elephant, [hemorrhoids]

And remember boys…

[Chorus]

Do you love me?

Now here we go, go go!

Thank you for coming out!

Hope you enjoyed the show!

Until next time… haha

Peace!

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