May 30, 2010
Rants and observations on daily topics such as news, sports, movies, music, business, technology, politics, religion, monsters, bigfoots, zombies, and everything else that makes us all go a little mad, sometimes.
"Just the monster energy drink for you today, sir?"
"Yes."
"Would you like anything else...how about a hot dog?"
"WTF lady!? It's 930 in the morning."
OXFORD — Pi Beta Phi at Miami University has been suspended for a year for damaging a local lodge during the sorority’s recent spring formal.
A letter written to the dean of students as testimony for a disciplinary hearing was posted on the Internet, and the owner of the lodge said the ordeal has been a nightmare for her and her family.“People are talking bad about me. I’ve been accused of lying. Just called ugly names,” said Lyndsay Rapier-Phipps, a 2005 Miami graduate. “If I would have known any of this would have happened, I would eaten the difference and never said a thing about it.”Rapier-Phipps said she thought the letter was for the dean of student’s eyes only, and she doesn’t know how the letter got online.
In the letter she details how students arrived heavily intoxicated at 8 p.m. “Some could barely manage to walk inside the facility,” the letter states.
She said students carried drinks onto the dance floor, broke a toilet in the women’s restroom and then continued to use it, urinated in the sinks, flipped a table of appetizers onto the carpet and vomited numerous times inside the facility.
At one point, several men climbed over the counter to get drinks after the caterer stopped serving alcohol. They also tried to swim in the lake, according to the letter.
Two crystal vases were taken outside and thrown off the porch and a large concrete lion was knocked over and broken, according to Rapier-Phipps’ letter.
Workers found a pile of human feces outside the building, and two couples were caught having intercourse in different places, she said.
Rapier-Phipps said she expected the event to be like a prom and have nonstudent chaperons.
The term data means groups of information that represent the qualitative or quantitative attributes of a variable or set of variables. Data (plural of datum, which is seldom used) are typically the results of measurements and can be the basis of graphs, images, or observations of a set of variables. (wiki).
The word data (pronounced DAY-ta or DAH-ta) is the Latin plural of datum, neuter past participle of dare, "to give", hence "something given". In discussions of problems in geometry, mathematics, engineering, and so on, the terms givens and data are used interchangeably. Also, data is a representation of a fact, figure, and idea. Such usage is the origin of data as a concept in computer science: data are numbers, words, images, etc., accepted as they stand. (wiki).
Yeah I got this error message and now nothing will work.Ok, well let's make a backup of your current DAY-ta and then we'll run a few fixes to take care of that for you.Well do you think my DAH-ta is going to be fixable?Yes, but first, just in case, we want to make a backup of your DAY-ta.Ok, so how do I do that?Click on file and then backup DAY-ta.Ok, so file, then what again? Backup DAH-ta?Yes, backup DAY-ta. ::presses mute button:: FUCKKKK!
Do you have any Oberon? Uhhhhhhhhh...Ober-uhhhhhh...look...we've got a lot of beer.
What is the name of He-Man's tiger? And no, not Battlecat...the other one...
What are all the teams from The Legends of the Hidden Temple? Go.
Oh fuck! Green snakes? Purple hippos? Orange tigers. Blue whales? Ohhh god damnit. Fuck me. You asked me too quick. Give me a second. ::second. SHIT!
Well you tell that mothafucka that if he shows his face around here again it aint gunna be pretty...and tell that bitch ass to pay up...cuz I like my money.
...And I want my scalps!
Don't be such a busta, C.J.!
I know, nigga. You be workin' hard. You got your blood, sweat, and tears into this...
The food here taste so good, even a cave man likes it.
Hey man, can you help me out?
Madness is like gravity; All it takes is a little push.