Apr 21, 2010

Spitting Lizard

Today's blog is about dinosaurs. Angry, angry, dinosaurs. A recent submission to Urban Dictionary compliments of a Dr. Partee details the following:

Spitting Lizard:

After receiving oral sex, the girl refuses the load by screaming, putting her hands up like a hood, and spitting the cum back in your face like a dilophosaurus in Jurassic Park instantly blinding the victim.

I was temporarily blinded by that crazy whore after she gave me the spitting lizard!