Jan 14, 2010


Welcome to the Mortal Kombat blog!

I downloaded a new @pp for my iPhone today called [Txt Frm Lst Nght]. It's based off of the popular website, www.textsfromlastnight.com that is composed of hilarious text messages that people received - yep you guessed it - last night. As soon as it finished downloading, I came across this gem of a text:

(541): So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward

After reading that, I decided I would have to share it with all my loyal readers. Pretty good stuff. I've got a few comments I would like to discuss about this video game/movie that we all hold near and dear to our hearts.

First, to set the mood, here is a 16 million+ view Youtube video about this evening's topic:

Kano is white. He is not black. Sorry Brett.

If I was a character in Mortal Kombat, my name would be Atlas, the Bear Jew. My special power would be hitting people with my meatpaws. I would also be able to throw harpoons at them from time to time. My finishing move would be smashing my opponents head. You can get a sample of it here: