Dec 16, 2009
If you have ever had a pet and lived in a house, you have a porn star name.
First Pet + First Street You Lived On = Porn Star Name
Ernie (the cat) + Longfellow Street (Hubriar "largest brick home community in the country" Heights) = Ernie Longfellow.
Now figure out what your porno star name is and share it with all your friends.
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Speaking of "long fellow," I watched a little bit of the Mormon Tabernacle Christmas special on TV tonight.
A few observations:
- I'm still convinced that children are better than adults in regard to singing Christmas tunes
- I'm really not sure what all the hype is in Mormon Country, because every single member of the choir is ass ugly.
- Mr. Cheeks will someday mutate into Ed Herrman and narrate Christmas Specials, such as the one below.
