Nov 24, 2009

Why do some people walk really slow?

  1. Why do the people that walk really slow - continue to walk slow - even after they realize that someone who walks really fast and is stuck behind them and is waiting for them to a) get out of the way b) walk fast or c) spontaneously combust.
  2. Why do fast walkers get stuck behind slow walkers at the most inconvientant or awkward times possible?
  3. Why do some people walk slowly in a row together to block passage of the fast walker behind them, in conjested areas such as sidewalks, hallways, gym tracks, and so on?
  4. Why do slow walkers take offense when fast walkers pass them?
If anyone can solve this enigma for me, Ive got a Golden Ticket with your name on it.