Aug 19, 2011

Rant of the Week: Grocery Stores (part 2)


Rant of the Week: Grocery Stores (part 2)

I have panic attacks when I go to the grocery store because there are too many idiotic things that happen in too short of a time span to absorb without flipping out. The checkout procedure is the worse part, as I ranted about here. During my latest adventure, after the "Did you find everything okay?" bullshit, the 75 year old lady at the register asked me “Do you need help with anything on the bottom of your cart?” I can pretend that she asked this question because it was a friendly way for her to say "Yo, did you forget anything and/or are you trying to steal something that you stashed away at the bottom of your cart?" Or maybe, just maybe, she saw some sort of imaginary 40lb bag of rock salt at the bottom of my cart and she was simply offering her assistance to lift it for me and throw on the belt because she was either a) on acid b) badass c) insane or d) a and c.