Aug 26, 2011

CAUTION DEAD WHALE



Finally a hijacked road sign makes it to Dayton, Ohio! This popped up in between Miamisburg and Springboro on I-75. Thank God it wasn't a "CAUTION DEAD NAZI ZOMBIE WHALE" or I don't know what I would have done.
Aug 19, 2011

Rant of the Week: Grocery Stores (part 2)


Rant of the Week: Grocery Stores (part 2)

I have panic attacks when I go to the grocery store because there are too many idiotic things that happen in too short of a time span to absorb without flipping out. The checkout procedure is the worse part, as I ranted about here. During my latest adventure, after the "Did you find everything okay?" bullshit, the 75 year old lady at the register asked me “Do you need help with anything on the bottom of your cart?” I can pretend that she asked this question because it was a friendly way for her to say "Yo, did you forget anything and/or are you trying to steal something that you stashed away at the bottom of your cart?" Or maybe, just maybe, she saw some sort of imaginary 40lb bag of rock salt at the bottom of my cart and she was simply offering her assistance to lift it for me and throw on the belt because she was either a) on acid b) badass c) insane or d) a and c.

Aug 17, 2011

Bo's Human Face



I played around with this @pp on my iPad tonight called 123D Sculpt. Pretty awesome stuff. Here is a video I made after I put Bo's face on a human head model. Hold on to your butts!


Aug 11, 2011

Zombie Killing Scene



[Soundtrack: The Cranberries - "Zombie"]


I think I might do this during the winter. Sounds like fun. Definitely better than cage diving with Great White Sharks off the coast of Guadalupe, Mexico. And besides, I got all the weapons in this video anyway. Bring it.



Zombie Ants


Problem: you’re a fungus that can only flourish at a certain temperature, humidity, location and distance from the ground but can’t do the legwork to find that perfect spot yourself.

Solution: hijack an ant’s body to do the work for you—and then inhabit it.

Ladies and gentlemen, we've got zombie ants. Read more here.
Aug 9, 2011

One Step Closer To Facetube Domination

"We're gonna need a bigger boat!"




Another Shark Week has come and gone, concluding the greatest week of television for the year. I'm still deathly afraid of these creatures and a few crazy bastards gave me more incentive to not only stay out of the water, but also not go to sleep for the risk of having more shark nightmares. Here are a few clips I have filed into my "Oh hell no!" and "Fuck that shit!" files. If there is one thing you will know about me tonight, it is that I will never hop on a dead whale's carcass while there is a hungry 18 foot Great White circling me that is capable of taking "trash dumpster-size bites" out of whale meat.



Aug 2, 2011

The Waiting Game



I made some pickles tonight. I'm going to let them cook for TWO WEEKS. So on August 16th, 2011 I will pop the top off these succulent beasts and eat as much of two gallons worth of pickles as I can. I'll give the rest to friends/family. If you want to know how to make pickles, I wrote up a very informational post here... How To: Pickles.
Aug 1, 2011





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