Mar 8, 2011

Q: What if it were you - hanging up on this wall?


A: Well, you see, Frank. Do you mind if I call you Frank? If I were hanging up on that wall, I would be hoping to God that in an act of sweet, fishy Lent justice that he would put me into a sandwich so that I could start laughing hysterically. At you, Frank. Just to spite you and your damned song that will be stuck in my head for the next month+. How's that for you... you stupid fish? And your stupid catchy commercial. You know, that freaking jingle of yours is right up there with...


and the worst ever...


I hope you are happy now, Frank. You don't mind if I call you that, right?