Sep 6, 2010

Rant of the Week: Bean Boozled


Rant of the Week: Bean Boozled

While I was on vacation two weeks ago, I picked up a box of Bean Boozled. Apparently, this is the latest and greatest thing that all the little kids are talking about. After I witnessed a mother put the hammer down on buying a box of the stuff for her kid while standing in a candy store, I decided to pick up a box just to spite him. But this is not just a box of jelly beans. Ohhh no. Half of the jelly beans in a box of Bean Boozled is your normal, delicious treat. The other half of the box is filled with god-awful, asshole tasting jelly beans straight from Hell.


As you can see, the flavors are pretty much the worst thing you can stick in your mouth. And since they look identical to the normal jelly beans, you are essentially playing a round of Russian Roulette each time you put one of these bad boys down your gullet. I ate a "Rotten Egg" flavored jelly bean. It tasted just like a rotten egg. I still have the taste of it in the back of my throat.