Sep 13, 2010

Idiot of the Week: Joe Buck

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Idiot of the Week: Joe Buck

Joe Buck is a fucking idiot. I can't stand listening to him call football games. I would feel sorry for Troy Aikman because he is trapped in Hell alongside this giant bag of douche, but I don't care a rat's ass about Troy either. If Dante were alive today, he would have a special layer of Hell just for Joe Buck. It might even be located under Satan himself. Judas probably considers himself lucky anyway. Having to listen to this guy ramble on about incessant bullshit for 3+ hours is equal to an eternity in Hell regardless.

Okay. Now that I got that off my chest... If you watched the Packers vs Eagles game on Sunday, then you had to suffer through Joe Buck. The only person he wanted to talk about was Kevin Kolb. First of all, who gives a shit about this guy. Second, after he goes out with a concussion, quit talking about him. Talk about someone else, perhaps the long-haired maniac Clay Matthews that was sprinting from sideline to sideline the whole game and laying the wood on anyone in his path. But oh no. Let's keep talking about Kevin Kolb. Let's take the camera shot of his family in the press box. For fucks sake Joe Buck, Kevin Kolb completed more passes to his fucking CENTER that anyone else before getting knocked out of the game. But no. If I took a shot of O'Dohls every time Joe Buck said "Kevin Kolb" I would have been wasted by the first quarter.