Aug 10, 2010

Possible Zombie Sightings!



Get the "OHHHH Shit!" bags ready. Today, I came across several possible zombie sightings. I checked the Zombie Survival Guide that I just happened to have sitting next to my desk for the proper explanation of what was going on.

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I underlined the important parts in orange. It looks like we have anywhere from 24-hours to two weeks to act.

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Now, let's take a look at my discoveries.

Exhibit A

Minutes after being bitten by a zombie, this man loses his mind and dances into incoming traffic. Perhaps it was in an act of desperation in order to save his friends from himself.


Exhibit B

On her way to McDonald's to grab some Egg McMuffins, McNuggets, and Hotcakes, a woman is bitten by a zombie. By the time she reaches the drive-thru window, she no longer craves a greasy mound of breakfast food. Instead, she flips out and orders up some McBRAINS!


Exhibit C

I recently downloaded the ZSG: Zombie Survival Guide Scanner @pp to run tests on loved ones to see if they are infected by a zombie.


The results were scary.

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Mom

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PorkRice

I did not bother scanning Greg Terry because he is immune to zombie bites.

Exhibit D


Giant rapper turned car-eating-zombie.

There you have it, folks. You have been warned.