Jul 20, 2010

10 Random Thoughts

10 Random Thoughts

1. Zombie Kid Likes Turtles


2. Mars Attacks


PorkRice informed me that during the month of August, Mars will be closer to Earth than it has been in some 60,000 years. For about the whole month, Mars be about the size of the moon up in the sky. This is actually a hoax.

3. Evolution


I took Bo on a walk this morning and he squatted down to take a crap. While he was doing his deed, I thought about how weird it would be if people walked around naked and peed and pooped everywhere out in the open. By the time this thought passed through my mind, Bo finished up dropping the load and took off running so fast that he almost ripped his leash out of my hands. If you are one to believe that humans evolved from apes who evolved from some sort of little chipmunkish/lemming creature millions of years ago, that is one thing. I could not imagine walking around aimlessly, naked, and then sprinting the length of a football field after taking a shit. I'll leave this one for the dogs.

4. Bobaflex


The great band from the sticks will be playing at McGuffy's this weekend. The Terry clan will be tearing it up there as well. Should be a good time. It will be a great time if PorkRice gets several "free Budweisers" in him.

5. Big10 Network


It's "Ohio State Week" on the Big10 Network. I will not be watching the Big10 Network this week.

6. Red Blinking Light of Death


I assembled all the pieces to the Nintendo jigsaw puzzle only to discover that I have ran into a pandemic known as the "Red Blinking Light of Death." Time to bust out the rubbing alcohol and q-tips.

7. Inception


Oddly enough, I have slept better after watching this movie than I have in a long time. But then again, maybe I am dreaming right now?!?! Ahhhh shoot...

8. Words With Friends


This @pp for the iPhone may be one of the greatest things ever invented. It is basically a free version of Scrabble that allows you to have several games going at the same time. It is a never ending adventure of coming up with works that start with "Z" that happen to land on a Triple Word Score. If you have would like to challenge me, my user name is "TERRYKYG". Bring it.

9. Football


September 4th needs to get here quick. This has been a long off-season. My brain is filled to capacity with college football knowledge and I am able ready to start talking massive shit for the '10 campaign.

10. Useless Raccoon Facts


Just learned this on the NatGeo Wild channel. Raccoons are blind for the first 3-4 weeks of their life and have really soft pads on their paws. They are about 10x more sensitive than the nerves in the human hand which allows them to tear your trash cans to hell at night with greater ease.