Jun 6, 2010

Rant of the Week: Face Bloopers



Rant of the Week: Face Bloopers

I know I already did a sunburn rant, but the bastard sun got me again today. This time, I have a deluxe raccoon eyed sunburn on my face. Either I fell asleep by a pool with giant sunglasses on and let the sun scorch my face or I wore a TMNT mask all weekend and pretended to fight Foot Soldiers. I'll leave that up to your imagination. I guess this was the icing on the cake from the incident that occurred on Saturday morning at about 7am. What incident was that, you ask? Well let me tell you. I woke up at 7am on Saturday morning for some reason and realized that Bo was not curled up in between my legs or sprawled out next to me like a human being in bed. I went into my office and found him in a deep slumber in the spot under my desk that he usually resides in while I spent countless hours on the computer. Well, I picked him up real quick and held him up to my head and said, "Good morning Mr. B-----" at which point he threw up all over my face. I'm not going to go into more details than that, except for stating that while I was saying "Bo---" he pulled off his best Exorcist puke scene impression, and my mouth just so happened to be open as well. So yeah. My giant head got the shit kicked out of it this weekend. I'm not looking for sympathy, because I completely brought this all on myself. Just stating the facts. And they're not pretty.