May 13, 2010

MU Girls Gone Wild



Okay so I couldn't resist this one. According to a front page article on Dayton Daily News website, MU sorority suspended after wild party.

OXFORD — Pi Beta Phi at Miami University has been suspended for a year for damaging a local lodge during the sorority’s recent spring formal.

Oooooh. This should be interesting...

A letter written to the dean of students as testimony for a disciplinary hearing was posted on the Internet, and the owner of the lodge said the ordeal has been a nightmare for her and her family.
“People are talking bad about me. I’ve been accused of lying. Just called ugly names,” said Lyndsay Rapier-Phipps, a 2005 Miami graduate. “If I would have known any of this would have happened, I would eaten the difference and never said a thing about it.”
Rapier-Phipps said she thought the letter was for the dean of student’s eyes only, and she doesn’t know how the letter got online.

Oh really? You didn't imagine how anything could possibly show up online?

In the letter she details how students arrived heavily intoxicated at 8 p.m. “Some could barely manage to walk inside the facility,” the letter states.

8PM and already drunk? Before a formal? No way! Oh wait...it's called pre-gaming. Everyone does it.

She said students carried drinks onto the dance floor, broke a toilet in the women’s restroom and then continued to use it, urinated in the sinks, flipped a table of appetizers onto the carpet and vomited numerous times inside the facility.

Sheesh. I can't count the number of times I've pissed in the sink at Hara Arena.

At one point, several men climbed over the counter to get drinks after the caterer stopped serving alcohol. They also tried to swim in the lake, according to the letter.

Who doesn't want to swim in lakes? Especially after getting cut off?

Two crystal vases were taken outside and thrown off the porch and a large concrete lion was knocked over and broken, according to Rapier-Phipps’ letter.

The lion probably deserved it.

Workers found a pile of human feces outside the building, and two couples were caught having intercourse in different places, she said.

Alright. Who shit on the coats?

Rapier-Phipps said she expected the event to be like a prom and have nonstudent chaperons.

Oh, maybe there wanted it to turn into something more like this? Prom turns into strip show.