Feb 22, 2010

Mr. Mucus



Sometimes when I'm sick, I spend a few days coughing and sucking up mucus from the depths of my throat, lungs, stomach, soul, and beyond. Eventually, I will get a giant lump of garbage up, and then by some chance of fate - a miracle perhaps - I will instantly feel better. I'm still waiting for that magical moment. Hopefully today will be the day. FML.