Dec 16, 2009

My Porn Star Name Is Ernie Longfellow



If you have ever had a pet and lived in a house, you have a porn star name.

First Pet + First Street You Lived On = Porn Star Name

Ernie (the cat) + Longfellow Street (Hubriar "largest brick home community in the country" Heights) = Ernie Longfellow.

Now figure out what your porno star name is and share it with all your friends.
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Speaking of "long fellow," I watched a little bit of the Mormon Tabernacle Christmas special on TV tonight.

A few observations:
  • I'm still convinced that children are better than adults in regard to singing Christmas tunes
  • I'm really not sure what all the hype is in Mormon Country, because every single member of the choir is ass ugly.
  • Mr. Cheeks will someday mutate into Ed Herrman and narrate Christmas Specials, such as the one below.